Brewing My Lifespan shirt, Skeleton Coffee Tee – Funny Gothic Coffee Lover T-Shirt

Brewing My Lifespan shirt, This lightweight crew-neck tee brings dark humor and bold vintage art together. A grinning skeleton cradles a steaming mug beneath the headline “Brewing My Lifespan,” rendered in distressed reds, creams, and inky blacks for a retro-poster vibe. The soft, breathable Airlume cotton feels broken-in from day one and layers easily under jackets or over long-sleeves. Wear it to coffee runs, late-night shows, or when you want to spark a laugh without saying a word. The graphic sits front-and-center with clean sleeve and neck printing for a polished, long-lasting look.

Product features
– 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton — lightweight and breathable (Bella Canvas 3001).
– Ribbed knit collar with seam and shoulder tape — keeps neckline and shape stable.
– Side seams and retail fit — structured silhouette that layers well.
– DTF/DTG printed artwork on front, sleeves and neck label for crisp, vibrant detail.
– Tear-away label, REACH certified, blank sourced from Honduras; responsibly manufactured (Fair Labor Association / Platinum WRAP).

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
– Do not dryclean